So as I said earlier, I have important News!
I FOUND JESUS. Yes, I couldn't belive it myself but I did.
And so I brought him to my house once again.
He did the floorboards.
He makes excellent tamales.
And who knew he was right behind the Home Depot.
Wait ... you thought I was returning to Christianity?
JOKES ON YOU! APRIL FOOLS!
Sorry I had to do this since it will be a while til we have an April Fool's Easter. So this worked perfectly but go out there and enjoy yourself with some pagan symbolism and secular fun!
Also, stay tuned tomorrow for my new announcement for the latest book I'll be reading starting tomorrow.
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