Monday, December 23, 2024

The Festivus Airing of Grievances: 2024

Well this year became even more unhinged at the end. I definitely have problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it once again. Let's start the most obvious and go down.


1. To Vice President Donald Trump for further eroding us into an oligarchy of the rich while we're poor. A schizophrenic syphilitic freak show of terrible proportions. And can you please choose one NORMAL person for your cabinet and other executive positions! You have questionable moles for other countries (Tulsi Gabbard), sex pests and abusers (RFK Jr. Pete Hegseth, Matt Gaetz) people who tolerated child sex abuse (Linda McMahon), the mentally insane (Kash Patel) or nepotism (Charles Kushner). Just choose someone who is the best to give the illusion you have things under control!!!!!


2. Now I'm coming for you President Elon Musk and your royal Squire Vivek Ramaswamy. You're both a word that would get me in trouble with so many people! And you both are really missing me off. If you wanna start some government efficiency, why don't you actually start with destroying all subsidies to corporations. I don't want to use my tax money to fund your Space X failures and your Twitter dumpster Fire Musk. You're a shit father! And you have too much power over us. We're not your peasants! We're people and we should strike more against you! Vive, as much as I wanna say more against you, I got nothing other than you come off as a token minority yes man more so than Uncle Ruckus (no relation) from "The Boondocks." You kinda deserve being verbally beaten down by racist Ann Coulter on your podcast. And that's a fate I normally don't wish on people to suffer the wrath of one of the Wicked Bitches of the Right Wing.


3. Now for the people! You suck, you mainly voted for Trump, imo, for trolling reasons! Not because you cared for the policies, you wanted a sensation. You wanted to own the libs. Don't expect sympathy from me. You voted against a possible add on to welfare a lot more of you need than you realize. So you guys better hope your churches are charitable enough to give you something cause I hope local left leaning charities and organizations will not. I know some of you have regret with the fucking around and finding out about things but tariffs don't work the way you think!!!! Why don't you start watching this video by Legal Eagle and this other one by attorney Leeja Miller to get a grasp of what tariffs will actually do. I can surely tell you eggs and gas won't be cheaper under tariffs! I doubt a lot of you guys actually do research which is even more painful. 


4. Let's talk about the "Bros." Specifically Podcast Bros. Joe Rogan, Jake and Logan Paul, Valuetainment/PDB, Lex Fridman, Theo Von, Flagrant, and Nelk to name a few! More specifically, These sucker's don't care for you! They're either in trouble with the law (The Paul Brothers specifically Logan), made a pyramid scheme organization (Valuetainment/Patrick B. David), or even are bought by other countries whether they admit it or not (Joe Rogan). To the boys and men listening to them, they're not your father, they never will be! Your need male role models doesn't mean you latch on to the first who speaks his mind. You guys didn't think about that when Jordan Peterson opened his dumb mouth! This is parasocial insanity! Wake up or you deserve a bitch slap!


5. Now to our LGBT Conservatives or more LGB Conservatives since the biological essentialists of Blaire White, Buck Angel, Scott Newgent and someone called The Offensive Tranny (I apologize for this but it's his actual username.) First I wanna ask these 4 when it comes to attacking other trans people, why are they almost always those who might have more fringe beliefs as trans people or have different aesthetics than the general public. Or more overweight. These 4, at the least, just come off as vindictive bullies and pick mes! I hope instead they join in a jail cell with Nick Fuentes, Pat Buchanan, Steve Bannon, Steven Crowder (it's always the damn Steves and stevens), VP Donny, and Elon Musk. I'm sure you fools could come to a logical and rational solution of how trans folks like you should exist while everyone else is your road to step on. And let's attack Gays against Groomers and The LGB Alliances. Both have been funded by anti-gay & trans organizations like The Heritage Foundation and have been seen in Conservative circles to try to make fake allies. Gays against Groomers couldnt even denounced one of their own gays, ex Gay Milo Yianopolous. He had his own sex abuse issues and God knows he was a Groomer that they were silent on, the bastards. 


6. Now for some Rainbow Capitalism with Disney. Iger, just step down and retire. You gave us Bob Chapek to replace you and thank god the board and the public wanted him out. Now step down. You forget that we, the gays helped create modern disney as much as your acquisitions. Howard Ashman, Andreas Deja made Modern Disney and both were gay men. One made The Disney Renaissance musical with his work on Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and Beauty and the Beast. Andreas helps further show our love for Queer Coded Villains with Gaston, Scar, and Jafar. Maybe instead of you shutting down creatives at Disney Animation TV and Pixar with now allowing creative expressions with toning down various characters queerness, maybe let the animators and writers tell their stories and sit the fuck down! I'm sure we in the gay community can run Disney better with more theme park ideas, improving rushed movie ideas and more. 


7. Universal Studios, don't think I forgot about you too! You do just as if not worse than Disney on gay representation but lets talk about your bullshit with helping pay anti-gay politicians to promote their policies while you've done Gay Pride events at Hollywood! Go fuck yourself with that. You wanna be allies? How bout donating to queer organizations, respecting trans rights, saying gay and giving your employees in Florida the right to unionize. Yup folks, you think Disney is bad because Uncle Walt began Disney's union busting? Universal has successfully refused unions by firing anyone who discusses it. I highly suggest boycotting any movies even if we love them like Wicked part 2. I'm sorry Cynthia. I'm here for ya but Universal needs to do better. 


8. Now for a specific person. Or two. WholeWheatPete and D-Piddy. Fuck you two! I wish I had 1000 feet so I can put half in each of your asses. And kick you down freaking Hollywood Blvd. Pete has been on my shit list for being very improper, rude and a jerk at cons. Defacing and breaking property at convention hotels, assaulting people, harassing women, the list goes on. With the fake news of his arrest at Anime Weekend Atlanta,  people were celebrating but he denied anything happened. Its probably true he wasn't but it's possible he was banned from AWA. Maybe seeing how we all celebrated was a lesson to him on how much we all hate him and we will all come together to kick his ass out of the cosplay community. Now for Piddy. This guy was clever for his masked blackface portrayal of PDiddy and WWPete was Justin Beiber. Now he's playing off how he was once sorry but not anymore. If I was there, he'd be fucking sorry for trying this shit. The rainbow cosplay mafia is gonna go after his ass!


9. Now for Putin and his supports! Go back to Russia bastards. You deserve Russia and it's messed up economy because warfare is all they care for until they win a Trump Deal. It's  as Christian in performance as abortion rates are even higher than America if you looked at statistics. But we're Americans! Were supposed to be illiterate. Obviously Vladimir, you're a bastard who just wants to relive in Communists Russia's old days and your people want this to stop, your soldiers want this to stop, Ukraine, Zelensky, The world wants this to stop. You escalated this and the people in the west who supported you deserve to freeze their asses off til they're Popsicles. 


10. Now for War Criminal #2. Benjamin Netenyahu. Well it's hard to put everything in a small rant but let's start with, this history of Grievances needs to stop! This is just some religious war of insanity just to make sure that Israel is Jewish and Christian only. You have the money and weapons to specifically target the Hamas terrorists but you have successfully used Palestinians as cannon fodder for your war. And Hamas has already used that, as to be expected, as an excuse that you are genocidal because you are. And all the attacks on other countries are insane as Americans and other world powers will be stuck in a mess you made worse when we could've just attacked their leaders and attacked their banks.


11. Leading to this, let's talk about Anti-Semitism crocodile tears. Norman Finklestein, a Jewish American academic, has been known for attacking Zionism. I am an anti-Zionist but stupidly, our country and others keep equating anti-Zionism with Anti-Semitism. So jews who criticize Israel's government for war crimes make them anti-semites? So many jews would be classified as this. Maybe they're open to admit that it's wrong. They're not "bad jews" as you want to scapegoat and gaslight them. If you wanna complain about Antisemitism, don't go to the campuses in America. Go to X. Elon had openly supported the free speech of Nick Fuentes, Dr. Anastasia Loupis, and Jackson Hickle. All have actually been openly antisemitic. But they're too blind to see the real monsters growing not from the public activism for human rights and anti-war peace talks but social media echo chambers. 


12. Now for a list of people who deserve my hate. Ben Shapiro: Shilling to a CEO ok with denying our fellow Americans Health insurance. Matt Walsh: a creepy man who can't stop thinking about trans women Glinner/Graham Linehan: Anti-trans activist who openly harassed and attacked a trans kid. Yes, he assaulted a kid! Doesn't matter what their gender was, this is unacceptable! Marjorie Taylor Green: a Bimbo Blonde Beta Bitch who the Conservatives need to shut the hell up. All she does is talk. Now that Matt Gaetz is outed as sex creep with all kinds of crimes, let's make sure she opens that list of those who did sex crimes. But she won't because she's a cowardly twatwaffle who's all bark than bite. Lauren Boebert: wannabe MTG who needs to fix her family before she attacks others families


13. Now for J.K. Rowling and her supporters. You people need to read something other than potter! You got Ursula K. LeGuin, Terry Pratchet, Octavia Butler, various manga authors, Larry Kramer, and multiple people to get better queer and Fantasy works. She doesn't care for gay people or as she loves to exclaim, trans people. J.K., your tragedy isn't an excuse for being a monster. You shouldn't have been beaten and abused by your ex but that was a cis man! And sex abusers, regardless of gender, will continue abuse regardless of a sign saying, "Girls only!" Trans people aren't your enemy J.K. but you working with all the conservative organizations and anti trans lesbians and feminists prove how intellectually and empathetically dead you are. 


14. Now for The Detransition Movement. Not the de-transitioners who stopped and despite what the media tells you, actually support trans people and their livelihoods. I'm talking of Chloe Cole and her Heathers/Plastics group. At first, she wants to stop kids from transitioning but her support for Trump and open hostility for anything trans has made her the poster child of the anti-trans movement with no sympathy for trans people, no reforms for medical procedures and more. It's all or nothing. Well, I demand Chole Cole actually tell trans and gay people in our faces, why we don't matter. 


15. Now for Left wing Online activists. Specifically, I mean those like The Kavernacle, Actually Jake and more. I'm sorry but you bastards didn't do much to help stop our issues from happening with anti-fascism. At least actually Jake had debated some but even debates go so far. We need more grassroots stuff. I realized that just being online doesn't do shit and telling people, I told you so, doesn't make you the noble shit like you think you are. It makes you just as willing to help make our lives miserable. Trust me. telling conservatives I told you so, is gonna make them double down on Trump. I know Kavernacles’ a Brit, but he has the choice of voting Lib Dem, the Green Party of Wales and England and more of the recent progressive coalition against the do nothing Labour party. That's real activism and to support those parties and showcase why the labour voters need better political action from people. I'm sorry but Politics isn't an idealistic fantasy. It's Pragmatic compromise we all don't like. But we can have control of the damage with assistance. In the US, I want to start demanding Progressive candidates fight against incumbents right now. We need Rank choice voting, we need 3rd party representation at the local level more than ever. 


16. Finally, Conservative artists and anti-woke assholes. Anna the Star Whores Girl, Malone Mac the butter faced bitch, Will Jordan the Alcoholic Asshat, Ethan van Sciver, Grummz, John del Arozz, YoungRippa, John Trent, Nerdrotic the meth head, Christie Mayr, the bimbo conservative, Film Threat, Clownfish TV, YellowFlash, It'sAGundam, EFAP (i wish that name was fake), Heels vs (man)Babyface, Dr. Doomfist. Like these people complain about how bad games are because of wokeness and then complain about how they attack how woke the games are when game companies use it as a shield for actual criticism. Well you know, you could criticize said companies first! We all know they do terrible dlc crap, force us to buy digital vs. Physical, commit sex abuses against female game developers and Hide it under the rug, do nft promotions, disrespect their iconic legacy characters, make crappy games without innovating anything, and I'm just talking about Ubisoft. See guys! It's not that hard! You all deserve the biggest bitch slapping while being humiliated for making crappy art. These guys make mediocre art that's just junk food. Nothing of real substance. We should throw their bland works in their face literally to help them make something better. Maybe that monkey & Shakespeare idea might actually work better than these nimrods.


Well that looks like to be the major people on my damn mind. Now we move on to the Feats of Strength! Happy Festivus 2024!


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