So I know some of you saw that I posted one of my favorite Dysfunctional Christmas songs on FB Darlings. If you haven't seen it, ... just know it's a famous Lonely Island Song.
So with that, as much as I love the Classic tunes, I do love some more dysfunctional, raunchy, and often politically incorrect Christmas songs. So here are a couple of untraditional Christmas songs. And most are too Hot for Radio so you’ve been Warned.
The Lonely Jew on Christmas: There's gonna be a lot of South Park songs here so be prepared for the irreverance. South Park has been the poster child of political incorrectness but still manages to be funny and relevant due to making episodes during the week. This was part of a special episode dedicated to Christmas where South Park Characters sang Christmas songs. Kyle sings this number about how it kinda sucks being Jewish but then a helpful voice tells him there are things to look forward too on Christmas. Especially 8 presents, at least 1 per day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmv7r1Hy-uU
This Christmas, Grandma Cooked the Dog: The least inappropriate of the Christmas songs, it gives me a good chuckle over any fears of any grandparents who have slight dementia and then cook your pets for Christmas Dinner. It turns out Chardonnay is the perfect wine for Cocker Spaniels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-arTNuuLLto
Merry Freakin Christmas: Pop Rock band Frickin A sang this song I accidentally found. It perfectly describes someone who HATES Christmas to a T with annoying and dysfunctional relatives, secret affairs with your brother's wife, And sending shitty Christmas Presents back to Wal-Mart because you don't like them. DAMN! That's cold! But hey, It's a Crazy Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpw3PJ2orno
Dreidel Song: This is the South Park version of the song with Kyle's Family, Stan, and Cartman all singing their own lyrics. My favorite specific character's lyrics have to go to Kyle's dad because nothing he says actually pertains to singing about Dreidels. "Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot, on that show!" But trust me, when everyone sings about the Dreidel, it is funny how it weirdly comes together. P. S. I want to apologize to the Jews for Cartman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1yKZI9RyXk
The 12 Pains of Christmas: No list of parody Christmas songs can be complete without something about the difficulties of Christmas. So we have the whole 12 days of Christmas with what makes the holiday frustrating. From Facing your in-laws, Christmas Cards, No Parking Spaces, Batteries not included and Finding the damn Tree, there are truly things that we wish were easier on us. Also, they don't always mention the problems but the issues that come with those problems too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO2LW8H6M1w
Grandma got (Censored) at the Airport: Another parody of the Grandma Got Ran over by a reindeer song, this time Grandma had quite a ... well ... pleasing experience at the Airport when the TSA took some measures into their own hands. There's another version on Youtube as well but I listened to this one when I used to listen to The Bob and Tom Radio Show on 106.5 the Fox in the mornings in the High Desert. Sung by Comedian Dick Mango, he offers exactly what to expect from those ruffians at the TSA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPAH6U-eFuU&list=PLR5Yxgz6dOyPhWkjbn_pt1l6cNSPQrxQ8
Merry F'ing Christmas: There are two versions of this song. One with Mr. Garrison oppressing everyone by telling them to stop their heathen asses from doing what they're doing to celebrate Jesus' birthday and even telling the Shintoists, that they are headed to Hell as Pagan Scum but hey, It's South Park. The second one comes from Denis Leary offering a pessimistic and jaded view on the Christmas season from Commercialism, Black Friday Hostility, Mall Santas and their Elves, and how even the streets shouldn't be trusted. Merry Christmas Fools!
South Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2VszpHHY0
Denis Leary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4-7VQV42k
Holy Shit It's Christmas: Damn I thought it was Santa but it's another dumb unknown comedian, Red Peters. So here's a song parodying the Chipmunk Specials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR3EiIO22GQ
The Most Offensive Song Ever: You have been warned. Anyone sensitive, Christian, Catholic, or anyone else should leave now! I mean It. This is the uncensored version because the censored version features Kenny Muffling the song but it's understandable what he might sing. But I guess I'll include it. But seriously, if it's too much, don't listen. But if you want to listen, It's your fault and I warned you.
Censored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YTJMSiaG10
Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvQBbra_o1Q
Are there any unChristmasy Christmas songs you Darlings love to listen to? Have a Merry Day!
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